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When you come home at night and can't find your gloves, you start to panic. What if you don't have any? What if you have no gloves? What if you lose your gloves? What if you leave your gloves in a cab? What if you lose your gloves in the airport? What if you leave your gloves on the subway? What if your gloves are too big? What if your gloves are too small? What if your gloves are too tight? What if your gloves are too loose?
When you are out in the cold, you start to panic. You don't have gloves! You can't take the train. You can't take a taxi. You can't drive. You can't take the bus. You can't take the subway. You can't walk. You can't walk anywhere!
You have no gloves! You are freezing! You are freezing!
We don't have gloves, or we have too many. We have gloves that don't fit. We have gloves that don't fit. We have gloves that are too big, gloves that are too small. We have gloves that are too tight, gloves that are too loose. We have gloves that are too big, gloves that are too small, gloves that are too tight. We have gloves that are too big, gloves that are too small, gloves that are too tight.